President Obama turns 52 on Sunday aug. 4th. To celebrate, I came up with a list of gifts I’d like to give him if I ever had the chance – all in good fun of course.
1. A Calculator – For times when his math just doesn’t add up.
2. A Map – For the times he can’t seem to remember how many states we have.
3. An audition for Motown: The Musical – Because of his mad pipes.
4. Legos – So when he assembles a complicated robot, he can look in the mirror and finally say, “You did built that.”
5. A restraining order from Chris Matthews – Because of things like this.
6. Tickets to the arcade – To redeem himself with a round of skee ball, because everyone’s seen his attempt at skeet shooting.
7. Basketball lessons – Because.
8. Golf lessons – Because.
9. Twinkies – Why not? They’re back in business!
10. A Monopoly board game – So he can be the banker and “spread the wealth around.”
I may not agree with all of his policies, but hey, everyone deserves to enjoy their special day. So, Happy Birthday Mr. President.