Mitt Romney's 10 Best Lines, Quips, And Quotes From The Debate

While Barack Obama was playing golf and going on vacation, Mitt Romney was getting an education in the debate school of hard knocks from Professor Newt Gingrich. While Obama was being asked fluff questions by his supporters in the mainstream media, Mitt Romney was facing a hostile media that wanted to rip his head off his shoulders. While Obama was being endlessly complimented for reading stale, barely updated speeches from 2008 off a teleprompter, Mitt was desperately trying to sell himself to audiences that had been told he was a cross between J.R. Ewing and one of the Replicants from Blade Runner. As a result, at their first debate, Mitt Romney was sharp as barbed wire while Barack Obama looked like he just wanted to go home, curl up, and wait for MSNBC to say nice things about him in the morning. That’s why, as you’re about to see from these quotes, the first meeting between Obama and Romney seemed more like a seal clubbing than a presidential debate.

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10) My priority is putting people back to work in America. They’re suffering in this country. And we talk about evidence — look at the evidence of the last four years. It’s absolutely extraordinary. We’ve got 23 million people out of work or stop looking for work in this country. It’s just when the president took office, 32 million people on food stamps; 47 million on food stamps today. Economic growth this year slower than last year, and last year slower than the year before. Going forward with the status quo is not going to cut it for the American people who are struggling today.

9) We didn’t raise taxes (in Massachusetts). You’ve raised them by a trillion dollars under “Obamacare.