While he is on a tour of Jerusalem ,
he has a fatal heart attack.
The undertakers tells the US diplomats:
“You can have him shipped home for $ million or
you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100.”
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the
undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks:
“Why would you spend $ million to get him home when
it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country
and you would only spend $100?” One diplomat replied:
“More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was buried here,
and just 3 days later he rose from the dead.
“We simply can’t take that risk”. LOL