Immigration and How to Think About It

Bill Murchison,

May I quote myself?

Thanks. I shall. “Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.”

I have used this bon mot on various occasions since coining it for a 1987 speech. I like its accuracy, its brevity and, not least, the sly pun. Yet as those original Americans, or the English, would say, it neither butters parsnips nor guides us unfailingly to resolution of a problem productive of more anguish and amnesia than was the case in 1987. I say “anguish” because illegal immigration tears the country apart; we have “amnesia” in that we forget how sheer attractiveness, in deed and in spirit, perpetually sets us up for battles over who gets to live here and on what terms.

The ongoing desire of non-Americans to pull up stakes and come here — legally or illegally — might well flatter Americans, speaking as it does to the country’s ambience of freedom and the manifold opportunities that accrue with freedom. We’re stunned to see foreigners beating down our doors and pouring through the windows. Why?

“Bad dudes,” as President Donald Trump phrases the matter, do come among us. And so do doctors and nurses and professors and honest, aspiring workers. The question becomes how to sort them out, how to keep out the worst and bring in the best while bearing in mind the absorptive capacities of the nation and its economy.

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Inevitably, sentimentalism rears its gray and intellectually deficient head.

Emma Lazarus’ famous line “Give me your tired, your poor,/ Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free” is there always for hurling at people who suggest the need for common sense in selecting refugees and immigrants. The tag “dreamers” was dreamt up by someone in the Obama White House to sentimentalize the younger breed of immigrant. How a single word can do justice to a class numbering in the millions is an elusive point.

The agonies involved in crafting immigration policy produce categorical reactions: “Let ’em all in,” or “Keep ’em all out.” Trump pushed the latter policy during the late presidential campaign, unwisely advocating the roundup and expulsion of illegal stayers and the blocking, by means of a border wall, of our presently largest immigrant class, the Mexicans. That so many voters thrilled to such shoddy ideas shows how eagerly we grasp for the elusive handle calculated to solve our problem at a stroke.

Apparently, Wednesday will bring another executive order shutting down or restricting the flow of immigrants and refugees — more in fulfillment of campaign pledges than in the hopeful implementation of a strategy for distinguishing bad dudes from good guys.

What Americans should get used to is that the immigration problem has no logical end — no more than does the problem of keeping America prosperous and free. The best way to repel would-be immigrants would be to render America approximately as attractive as Russia through government policy. Has Russia an immigrant problem? Not that we are aware. What it has is instability, corruption, paranoia, lawlessness, a declining population and a shrinking economy. Just where you’d like to live, work and raise a family, yes?

America’s 21st-century challenge is to maintain — preferably to enlarge, through government renunciations — the freedoms that thrill human hearts, not just American hearts.

Does this merely enlarge the problem of illegal entry? In a way. More the point, it sharpens the need for better enforcement of existing immigration laws. And the need for policies of assimilation, an old-fangled concept whose rebirth and recrudescence would go far toward smoothing down the jagged edges of immigration policy.

Those who come successfully to America need to become American as quickly and thoroughly as possible, singing “God Bless America,” growing fluent in English, listening to Gershwin, revering George Washington, watching John Ford movies, memorizing “We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union” and imbibing in the classroom the American ideals of liberty and justice for all.

Such a very old-fashioned program isn’t likely to set Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s, or ol’ Sen. Bernie Sanders’ heart aflutter. I hope that isn’t the point. I hope the point is how to make America a true home for all who would live here, from sea to shining sea.

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  • DrArtaud

    Crime, if we don’t live in high crime areas, we may lose sight of how easily crime comes to some people. Though there are blacks, whites, and others if you look at enough of these, there’s hispanic/latinos too. Some, of course, are as American as any of us, ethnicity doesn’t determine punishment, whites, blacks, and hispanic/latinos are to be held equally culpable.

    At one time Ann Coulter debated the issue with masculine voiced Megyn Kelly. Megyn told Ann that hispanic crimes, such as rape, occur less than national average (obviously not true but a customized FACTOID from liberal Megyn), to which Ann responded:

    “There are way too many and there shouldn’t be any”.

    That’s why they pay Ann the big money, she’s exactly right. Way too many illegal immigrants and there shouldn’t be any. Entering the U.S. by circumventing border checkpoints is illegal, to do so immediately establishes the illegal immigrant as a criminal. Incredibly, some illegal immigrants in this country seem to think that they have a right to be here, and they begin to act up or act out, compounding their criminality. Once apprehended for the additional criminal acts, there’s no reason for illegal immigrants not to be returned to their country of origin.

    The ease that some people of various persuasions commit crime can be seen in the following videos. And when caught, many to most seem to lie with reckless abandon. So we hear stories (remember false news) about how these illegal immigrants with complex criminal histories are actually honest hard working pseudo-citizens that deserve the right to remain in this country. Sorry, I’m not buying it.

    Hopefully there are safeguards to protect illegal immigrants that are truly hard working, contributing community members, with families, from immediate deportation if they incidentally get caught up in the criminal activity of others (insofar as they’ve done nothing wrong but were caught because of someone that did, or they are defending themselves and/or families from the criminal acts of others and become involved with law enforcement that way). Unfortunately, ultimately, due to their illegal entry into the country, they’ll always have The Sword of Damacles hanging over their head. Once the wall or other means of securing the border are in place, and once the hardened criminals deported, maybe with that stability the remaining illegal immigrant population can be addressed.

    The videos appalled me for the ease of which some people commit crimes. Though there’s no marked violence in them, some people just as easily commit violent crimes.

    Be forewarned, there is vulgarity,and this is nothing I find amusing, I’m fond of harmless pranks, I’ve included the 4th and 5th ones for that purpose. The 3rd, the last man filmed, was a surprise, he did the right thing, good for him, kudos. Even in my rough neighborhood I’ve seen similar acts of kindness and respect occur where you least expect it.

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