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Doug Giles

Doug Giles: WWJT, Who Would Jesus Torture?

A Christian radio show host asked me the other day how I could, as a believer, be cool with waterboarding terrorists for intel crucial to our national security—or, as I like to call it, the implementation of the Irrigation for Information Act. Irrigation sounds so much more pleasant than torture, oui? Oui. I told my […] Read More →

Reality Bites: The Warrior Or Wussy Test

Doug Giles, “If you make people think they‘re thinking, they’ll love you; But if you really make them think, they’ll hate you.” - Don Marquis Here’s a little acid test I grill groups with to shake the dust out of their heads and try to propel them off their butts, away from any excuses and […] Read More →

Thanks To Islam And Political Correctness: A Beheading Hits the Heartland

Doug Giles, Last week I penned a column titled, “THANKS TO ISLAM: ‘Beheading’ Has Been Re-introduced Into Our Discussions”. In the column that I penned seven days ago I put forth this warning: “For those of us in the U.S. still skipping around the maypole with rose-colored glasses on, thinking beheadings will never happen in […] Read More →

Doug Giles: 3 Mistakes Hannah Graham Made

Hannah Graham is straight-A, a second year University of Virginia student who has been missing since September 13th,2014. Typically, at this stage of the game it isn’t looking good for Hannah. Her parents, as you can imagine, are beyond crushed. As of yesterday, the police have issued a search warrant for Jesse Matthew, who cops […] Read More →

9 Ways Fathers, On This Father’s Day, Can Avoid Raising a Barack Obama

Doug Giles It’s Father’s Day today and I can’t think of a more important job than raising your kids right. Don’t believe me? Well then, I have two words for you: Bowe and Bergdhal. As much as some stretch-panted lesbian might try to marginalize the role of fathers with their mullet-headed, misguided, misandristic Weltanschauung, the […] Read More →

White Privilege: Uh … It’s More Like Radical Gay, Black and Muslim Privilege

Doug Giles Sometimes I wish I was a radical gay, or a revolting, slick-haired, black race-baiter or drastic Muslim like that angry, rage-boy dude who’s the poster child for all the funny as heck Muslim memes. Why am I forlorn at times with my heterosexuality, my caucasoidness and my evangelicalism? Well … it’s not that […] Read More →

A Christian Young Lady Calls BS on Emily Letts’ Pregnancy & “Cool” Abortion Video, “It’s a Lie!”

Doug Giles, Last week, the Left’s Cult of the Repugnant went further down the toilet of doom when Emily Letts released a video showing her having an abortion and talking about how “cool” it was to suck an unborn baby through a vacuum cleaner fitted with razor blades. Even though I’m pretty jaded when it […] Read More →

Obamaland: Cowboys are Villains and Race-Baiters, Gay Radicals and Marxists are Heroes

Doug Giles Rancher Cliven Bundy looks like he could still be in a heap of trouble for having thoroughly ticked off Fedzilla and the Keebler elf himself, Harry Reid. Being the peacemaking Christian that I am, herewith are ten ways Cliven Bundy could get the Feds off his backside and actually ingratiate himself to the […] Read More →

Doug Giles: Biblical Bad-Asses: Elijah

“Now Elijah the Tishbite, who was of the settlers of Gilead, said to Ahab, “As the LORD, the God of Israel lives, before whom I stand, surely there shall be neither dew nor rain these years, except by my word.” – 1Kings 17:1 Because of the systematic emasculation of the American Church, and I’ll toss […] Read More →

Sad 2 Year Anniversary, Andrew Breitbart: “Your Peril Will Be My Peril”

Doug Giles, It’s now been two years since Andrew Breitbart died. Unlike many of Breitbart’s friends and admirers who initiated a relationship with him, I was forced to relate with him. And I don’t like being forced to do anything. I initially met Andrew Breitbart over the phone when I called him on September 8, […] Read More →

The Left is Cool with You Doing Whatever, As Long as They Approve

Doug Giles The other day, as the rest of the U.S. was experiencing record lows brought on by the Polar Vortex that Al Gore’s beclouded crystal ball didn’t see coming, I was soaking up the eighty-three degree rays in Miami at my gated-community’s swank pool. Boo-yah. That’s why we endure hurricanes folks, for the glorious […] Read More →

Meet the Kronies: A Team of Politically Inspired Big Government Action Figures

Doug Giles, The Kronies are in action: Mandating, Tarrify-ing, Inflating, and Boondoggling their way to profits powered by their special connection to the G-Force. One of the biggest lies in politics is the idea that big government is force to constrain big corporate power. It’s the big lie at the heart of well-intentioned liberal calls […] Read More →

Doug Giles: If You Hate Your Kids, Send Them to Public School

Y’know, when I was a wee lad growing up in West Texas, public schools weren’t all that bad. We started our day off with the pledge of allegiance, said prayers during football games, actually studied our nation’s founding docs, sang patriotic songs, and we celebrated the true meaning of both Christmas and Easter. In addition […] Read More →

An Old Fart�s Advice to New Writers Entering the Culture War

Doug Giles, It’s been officially ten years since I started writing my weekly screeds for the online mega-beast called, TownHall.com. I’m glad Jon Garthwaite gave me the opportunity back in ’04 to go public with my brutal musings. I believe I will gift him with a nice box of my Safari Cigars for being kind […] Read More →

Hey, PETA: Jesus Christ Was a Fish and Meat Eater and I�d Rather Listen to Him Than You

Doug Giles If one wants to look to someone superior and follow him or her as to what or what not to grub, then I think we should not look to anyone currently schlepping the third rock from the sun; especially the freaks at PETA. I know for me and my casa, instead of eying […] Read More →

SLOTH: All That is Evil and Sucky Likes It When You Become a Dejected Little Monkey

Doug Giles Do any of you remember back in the day when, if you were a listless, visionless, slack-jawed, gum-smackin’ laggard, your parents and peers would look at you weirdly and they wouldn’t make excuses for you, or say you have some special disease like “lazyassotosis”, and that’s why you’re such a daft dasypygal? In […] Read More →

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